Here you will find our collection of inspirational, wise, and humorous banana quotes and banana sayings collected from a variety of sources and famous people. You also can share these quotes on Instagram or WhatsApp as motivation and jokes for many people.
28 Banana Quotes as Motivation and Jokes for many People
Goals are like bananas, they come in bunches.
Brendan Morrison
Life is full of banana skins. You slip, you carry on.
Daphne Guinness
Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana.
Groucho Marx
Never make eye contact with anyone while eating a banana
Harry Styles
Any ape can reach for a banana, but only humans can reach for the stars.
Vilayanur S. Ramachandran
Intellectual property has the shelf life of a banana.
Bill Gates
We share half our genes with the banana.
Robert May
On a traffic light green means ‘go’ and yellow means ‘yield’, but on a banana it’s just the opposite. Green means ‘hold on,’ yellow means ‘go ahead,’ and red means, ‘where the hell did you get that banana at?’
Mitch Hedberg
Anything can happen. The great banana peel of existence is always on the floor somewhere.
Robert Fulghum
How to defend yourself against a banana.
John Cleese
If you can’t think because you can’t chew, try a banana.
Lee Kuan Yew
Well, it’s nice being top banana in the shock department.
Audrey Hepburn
Going to do it to you sweet banana, like it’s never been done, and we’ll get high, high, high, in the mid-day sun.
Paul McCartney
What a shame it is for a nation to be developing without a sense of beauty, and eating bananas for breakfast.
Edith Wharton
No fruit dies so vile and offensive a death as the banana.
Kiran Desai
We are well on our way to becoming a banana republic in every respect except, of course, that we don’t grow bananas.
Burt Prelutsky
Technology has the shelf life of a banana.
Scott McNealy
You never know where to look when eating a banana.
Peter Kay
Always take a banana to a party.
Steven Moffat
You don’t come in here on Sunday with a big banana and expect everything to be peaches.
Pauly D
Isn’t it interesting that eating a banana is somehow comical.
Noam Chomsky
The adjective is the banana peel of the parts of speech.
Clifton Fadiman
You don’t want your credibility banana to turn brown, but you do want to speak out about what you believe in.
Bradley Whitford
You get bunches of players like you do bananas, though that is a bad comparison.
Kevin Keegan
Believe it or not, bananas do contain a small quantity of Musa Sapientum bananadine, which is a mild, short-lasting psychedelic.
William Powell
and the bananas are overdone.
Simone Elkeles
When you slip on a banana peel, people laugh at you. But when you tell people you slipped on a banana peel, it’s your laugh.
Nora Ephron
Somebody will be exhibiting a bunch of bananas in a gallery, and they’ll get me on to talk dirty about it.
Alexander Stoddart
