Unlike any comedy films, Fred The Movie quotes presented super unique characters. The film is made based on the story of Fred Figglehorn. Directed by Clay Weiner and written by David A. Goodman, Fred: The Movie has created memorable quotes. Just sit and read, because the quotes below might relate to your life too.
Wearing striped T-shirts, dungarees and suspenders, Fred absolutely stood out. The 15 years old boy was in love with a girl named Judy. He always dreamt about performing a beautiful duet with her. However, he came to her house only to be notified that she had moved to a new house. Fred’s journey started there.
Fred the Movie Quotes
“God hates fags!”
–Fred Phelps
“No intelligent, patriotic American will fly the flag any way but upside down. Bunch of heathens that are making an incestuous, idolatrous orgy of so called phony patriotism. Needs to be denounced. Needs to be squarely and roundly denounced from the scriptures as a great sin. God hates America: have a nice day!”
– Fred Phelps
“Nobody is gonna be able to say on Judgment Day, “I didn’t know. Phelps told ya!”
– Fred Phelps“Hello snotface!! Yuk! What happened to you? Look at you, you’re all older, you’re even uglier. Euck! I’m sorry, I’m going to have to be sick all over you immediately, lie down.”
– Fred Phelps“Expecting Charles. Well that’s important. I’d beter go then. There’s just one little problem, Charles isn’t coming.”
– Fred Phelps
“A little tea… A lot of tea”
– Fred Phelps“Morning! Who’s up for snot flicking?”
– Fred Phelps“She sings like an angel just not a dead angel cause she’s gonna live forever….until she dies.”
– Fred Phelps“I’ve been told my body’s pretty attractive.”
– Fred Phelps“I’M NOT A WIMP!”
– Fred Phelps
“To be honest, me and Judy have hit a minor bump in our relationship, thanks to Kevin!”
– Fred Phelps“I’m gonna smell like green apples.”
– Fred Phelps
“What do you think I should do, Dad?”
– Fred Phelps
“I overheard Judy saying that she thinks you suck at singing.”
– Fred Phelps
“I’m just going to leave my underwear on.”
– Fred Phelps
“Somebody call 911/ Shawty fire burnin’ on the dance floor/ Whoa”
– Fred Phelps
“I’m Fred, Fred Figglehorn.”
– Fred Phelps
“Judy’s such a smoking hot babe and every time I see her, I just tingle!”
– Fred Phelps
“Sometimes I don’t know ANYTHING about women! I need some advice! I wish my dad was here!”
– Fred Phelps
” You’re talking! You’re talking and you’re a deer!”
– Fred Phelps
“Kevin is a big, fat nothing! And I could not believe what I saw Judy doing with him today!”
– Fred Phelps
“Oh my god, they sounded terrible! It was like my mom trying to fit into her jeans!”
– Fred Phelps
“To be honest, me and Judy have hit a minor bump in our relationship, thanks to Kevin!”
– Fred Phelps
“Don’t be a wong-i-mong-pong. Well, I’m goin’ swimmin’. Later.”
– Bertha – Fred The Movie
“Quit staring.”
– Bertha – Fred The Movie“What’s up, moron?”
– Bertha – Fred The Movie
“So long, dong-o-o-fong-u-song!”
– Bertha – Fred The Movie
” I asked you a question. Are you dong-e-a-fong?”
Bertha – Fred The Movie
“Deaf.” You add “ong” in each consonant. “Dong-e-a-fong.”
– Bertha – Fred The Movie
Fred met myriad characters during his journey. He also met Bertha and Derf who helped him to get Judy later. Survived from the bullying, Fred arranged a fake party to deceive his enemies and his beloved one. He even used Youtube to help him showing his fake party to his friends. Judy and Kevin, his rival believed this.
A series of Fred The Movie quotes will show you how amazing his adventure is. If you believed that life should be fun and full of adventures, then you should watch the movie.
